dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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