dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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