Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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