Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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