She said her name was "party"
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
