i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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