Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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