But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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