is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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