she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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