Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The ass gains better be worth it
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