The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I only lived at night.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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