Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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