we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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