we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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