Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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