who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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