Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize