I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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