North Korea, Best Korea!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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