hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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