Porn is love you can see.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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