Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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