Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
