I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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