why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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