absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Mom said you looked used
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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