none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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