Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I fill condoms, not promises.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
