soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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