we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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