You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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