Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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