hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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