Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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