Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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