I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I need you to use more vowels.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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