But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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