If i come over, it means nothing
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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