just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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