Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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