they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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