At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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