I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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