Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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