I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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