Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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