if only i could text you this smell
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Your cock deserves a montage
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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