I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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