If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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