it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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