Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
