Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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