you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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