your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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